Kerry went hunting today.

Kerry returned after a two-hour hunting trip wearing a camouflage jacket and carrying a 12-gauge shotgun, but someone else carried the bird he said he shot.

"I'm too lazy," Kerry joked. "I'm still giddy over the Red Sox. It was hard to focus." Idiot.

In honor of all the geese Kerry and his men slaughtered today, I will be showing the film, Fly Away Home, starring Jeff Daniels.