Palin spokeswoman Meg Stapleton releases a pair of comments in response to a Letterman joke referring to her visit to New York that "during the seventh inning, her daughter was knocked up by Alex Rodriguez"

Todd Palin: "Any 'jokes' about raping my 14-year-old are despicable. Alaskans know it and I believe the rest of the world knows it, too."

Sarah Palin: "Concerning Letterman's comments about my young daughter (and I doubt he'd ever dare make such comments about anyone else's daughter): 'Laughter incited by sexually-perverted comments made by a 62-year-old male celebrity aimed at a 14-year-old girl is not only disgusting, but it reminds us some Hollywood/NY entertainers have a long way to go in understanding what the rest of America understands -- that acceptance of inappropriate sexual comments about an underage girl, who could be anyone's daughter, contributes to the atrociously high rate of sexual exploitation of minors by older men who use and abuse others.'" Letterman is just not that funny anymore. His overinflated view of his intelligence combined with his irrational double standards have got the best of him.

Miranda Rights for Terrorists. Just like non-war criminals. Perhaps this can be a fast track to get citizenship for those who would vote for democrats!

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